Your website has encountered some problem and you desperately want to get in contact with someone at Google, which is not that simple for an average webmaster. However Barry Schwartz has come with a solution for the large number of webmasters. He has chalked out ten ways including some funny ones through which you can establish contact with Google.
Barry asks to visit the Google Webmaster Help section of Google Groups and post a message with effective title so that some proper person responds to it. Googlers are always forthcoming and responds to the posts.
You can win the trust of Google and contact them through using the forms at Webmaster Central and signing up there. Attend search conferences and have a free chat with the search representative. If you have any query you can post it at Search Engine Watch Forums, WebmasterWorld or at DigitalPoint Forums.
Barry Schwartz has given some more bizarre ways to contact Google which can be read at his post.